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Reasons Why is a section where Flint and myself cover all of the strange things out there, like, ever wondered why the human race thought the Earth was flat? Useless information? Nope, this is far more interesting.
Reasons Why, this section goes through interesting folk law, legends,Myths, and for the first installment, we've covered Murphy's law. This is an interesting set of laws that tell people strange going ons in the world, and stangely enough, they're all true. Here are some if you are not too certain what we mean:
Well-Known Murphy's Laws:
1) It's always on the bottom.
2) Toast always lands butterside down.
3) A watched pot never boils.
4) While wearing white clothing at dinners, you WILL spill something on it.
5) If you wear dark clothing at dinners, you won't spill anything.
6) Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
7) All great discoveries are made by mistake.
8) Nice guys (girls) finish last.
9) If it seems too good to be true, then it probaly is.
10) Everything takes longer than you think.
These are the basic laws. There is a whole website dedicated to Murphy's Laws, I'll post a link to it in the Dominion section, click below: WHY WAS THE EARTH THOUGHT TO BE FLAT?
Because they were simple minds back then. No, it was thought to be flat because back then it wasn't even comprehendable than people sat on an orb. Humans had the idea that the world had to be flat because everyone stayed on the surface of the planet. The Earth being flat also meant that the sun would have to orbit the Earth, because Earth cannot be spinning, everyone would get dizzy. This also meant that all of the circular stars had to be orbiting the Earth, because back then the Earth was thought to be flat, so, the general image was, the Earth was flat, and everything spun around it, meaning they thought the Earth was the centre of the universe. Reasoning came through of course, that the Earth was round because those so called fogs at the end of the Earth lead to other lands and Continents, and the fact that their homeland faded away n the distance as they sailed away. So then it was accepted that the Earth was round, which did seem impossible that humans remained on the planet, wouldn't they fall off the bottom? Anyways, gravity was suggested, which meant there was some force holding everyone down, which meant that the Earth pulled in things from within it's orbit, and while studying the sun, it didn't seem to be moving, rather, the earth was, the Sun would have been so fast to have orbitted the Earth. Which meant Earth was not the centre of our galaxy, the sun was, because it was bigger. So then, whoever did not know this, is wierd, because I have just wasted too much time and ColdBain says I gotta do some more stuff.
WHY DID THE TITANIC SINK?
An Iceberg?!? Ha! I laugh at thee. No, the Titanic didn't hit an ice berg, it hit a big rock, put in the water by an army of goblins. Goblins have long been at war with human beings, without us knowing, we just forgot about it over the ages just so we could figure out if the world was flat. The Titanic hit a wall of sharpened spikes that were placed on the side of the rock. Those claims of snow falling on the decks of the Titanic? Well, because goblins are really dim, they had no way to jump on the boat and get to the humans, cause they were on the big rock floating in the middle of the Atlantic. So, the goblins came up with a devious plan to throw snowballs at humans, making them more cold than they needed to be. Freak of nature? No, hell no, blame the goblins, it was them.
HOW DID THE COLLOSEUM FALL TO PIECES?
Back then, the Romans took great pride in their magnificent constructs of their science, one being the Colloseum. The Colloseum fell to pieces because back then they didn't use cement to put their buildings together, they used ancient, BC Bubblegum, tasting much like the current day HUbba Bubba. The Romans managed to maintain the Colloseum for awhile, and after a few hundred years they replaced the Bubble Gum fixings with cement, a wonder to the (back then) modern day science. But when the workers were almost complete, supper was called, so they packed up and went home for dinner...those workers missed one wall. So, eventually, the Bubble Gum lost it's hold, the wall collapses, and a Government coverup called it: 'Corosion', while those nerdy people who believe in Aliens say: 'Aliens did it.'
WHY DO CARS STALL ON COLD DAYS?
In my other section, Unanswered Questions, Answered, I cover the movements of the Goblin race, MIDSUM. In this section I answer simple questions that plague us. This one question can only be blamed on the actions of MIDSUM. Every morning on cold days, Gremlins go around and choose certain cars to tinker with, they make it hard to start in the mornings, making the tired early worker get frustrated. They do this to make the human race insecure with their creations, so that Goblins/Gremlins/Midgets can conquer the Earth. Again, a government coverup says that the reason why cars don't start on cold days is because the engine is cold. A likely story, Alien enthusiasts say that this is the way Aliens talk with the human race.
This section of the ShadowFlare Advanced is a strange way to waste our time, together, Flint and ColdBain add to it and make it more complete. If you have a history question, ask ColdBain about it, and he'l dig up the truth. Coming up though:
WHY DID MOUNT VESUVIUS ERUPT
WHY DON'T WE KNOW IF ALIENS EXIST
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