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So this is just a pile of shit where I can swear and say words like fuck and bloody hell. In other words, lame pick up lines and stupid jokes.
Dumb Bullshit Jokes:
By ColdBain and Mirri
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it had no other choice
Q: What's green and red and shaped like an olive?
A: An olive
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: SHUT THE HELL UP AND DIE!!!
Q: How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the door and put it in
Q: How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
A: Open the door, let the elephant out, and put the giraffe in
Q: There is a meeting of the whole animal kingdom, but one animal isn't there, which one?
A: The giraffe, it's stuck in the fridge
Q: You have to cross a salt river, but it is infested with salt water crocodiles, how do you cross?
A: Swim across, they're at the meeting
P: Doctor, Doctor, I have a sore back
D: Sit down and shut up, I'm sick of your whining
Lame Pick Up Jokes:
By ColdBain and Monkey Boy
1: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
2: If you dont beleive in love at first sight I'll walk by again.
3: Have I met you before? Oh thats right I saw you in the dictionary next to DAMN!!
4: If you were a tear in my eye I would never cry for the threat that I would lose you.
5: How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized.
6: Hey, did you know the word of the day is legs? I say we go up stairs and spread the word.
7: How you doin'?
8: Fuck me if I'm wrong but havent we met before?
9: Are you a parking ticket cause you have FINE written all over you!
10: Can I have sexual intercorse with you please? I did say please.
Best Quotes:
By Solvador and Ruvius
1: "I did not, have sexual relations, with that woman" Bill Clinton
2: "It wasn't me" Shaggy
3: "Wassup" Budweiser
4: "Autobots, transform and roll out" Optimus Prime
5: "If you SMEEEELLLLL what the Rock, is cooking" The Rock
6: "Right on my ass, after you kiss it!" Jim Carry (Loyd Christmas - Dumb and Dumber)
7: "Dude, where's my car?" Dude, where's my car?
8: "You call that a knife? This, is a knife" Crocodile Dundee
9: "You, Jackass" Jackass Guy from Happy Gilmore
10: "Yippie-Kie-Yay Mother Fucker" Bruce Willis (Die Hard) |
