Things That Just Don't Mix

1) Spoon and TNT
2) Drugs and Opera
3) Teacher and Apple
4) Coke and Swimming
5) Socks and Windows
6) Rings and Gloves
7) Fingers and Donuts
8) Microphone and a Bad Singer
9) Cell Phones and an empty battery
10) Britany Spares and Arnold Scharwzeneggar
11) Oil and Water
12) War and Flowers
13) Popcorn and Carrots
14) Comics and Movies
15) Angels and a Porn Star

All this part of my website is about is this: it discusses bad ideas. I have things that don't mix, and bad ideas. Soon, I'll post things that do mix, and Good Ideas

If anyone wants to have their website linked from the ShadowFlare Advanced, all you have to do is.....ask. You can either leave the address in my GuestBook in the ShadowFlare Dominion, (which is linked from The Dominion, section of this website) or you can email it to me at: coldbain@hotmail.com

I do reserve the right to look over the site first, and if it's homemade porn, I won't link it

Bad Ideas

1) Do not, I repeat, do not run down the street with your face painted red, dressed in a toga and screaming: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL. You must only do this if you are bored, this is a bad idea to do if you are infront of police officers.

2) Do not, sing Stairway to Heaven inside a Supermarket Butchery and then get another person wet with a hose. You will get severely punished, you may do this if you wish to get fired.

3) Another bad idea is this: thinking you are something you're not. Children call this 'make believe', I call this stupid. I tried to be Jake the Muss, but the police officer wouldn't believe me, saying I wasn't, 'Maori' enough.

4) Don't drink paint. I don't care if it's non-toxic.

5) Do not look down the staircase if you here a noise. Get a gun, or if you have not got one, a very large, and solid object, and wait for the bastard to come up the staircase. (The reason for this one is because of all the Horror movies. The chick always investigates the sound, sometimes she'll grab a trophy for protection, I suggest a cricket bat or a gun)