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Solvador Awards
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Best Personality: the Rock
Most annoying voice: Yoda
Ugliest Superstar: McJagger
Best clown: Pennywires the Clown: From Stephen Kings IT
Best psycho: Ben Stiller: As both Furious Guy and Psycho Old Folks Home Warden
Best acting performance: Russel Crowe: you cant go past the bit where he dribbles snot on his dead wife
Most evil person: Christopher Walken
Funniest Moment in a Film: Has to be the time in Dumb & Dumber: Harry and the Turbo-Lax
Most recognized moment in a film: In Titanic, when the guy falling off the back of the boat hits the propeller
The Most Sex-crazed Actor: Michael Douglas, this guy has shagged nearly every famous Hollywood female star.
Siftiest Character: Zed, off Pulp Fiction, even his name is dodgy
Dodgiest Actor: Kevin Bacon: Squeal like a pig!
Best badguy: First equal, Agent Smith off the Matrix and the T-1000, off Terminator 2
Most quotes from a movie: The Matrix: I know Kungfu, you hear that Mr Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability, the sound of youre death, what is the Matrix? As you no doubt have guessed I am Morpheus, Find them and Destroy them, Guns lots of Guns, No I dont believe it / believe it or not you piece of shit youre still gonna burn
Biggest Mistake in a film: The Predator, there is this scene where the black dude has his arm blown off by the Predator, it then cuts to a view of the Black Dude firing his gun in response at the Predator, only thing is, you can see his real arm below the Hollywood manufactured limb dribbling blood
Best One-liners: Evil Dead Trilogy, Ash: You, you want some more? Huh? You want a little? Do ya? Well hello Mr Fancy Pants, Ive got news for you pal you aint leading but two things right now, Jack and Shit, and Jacks left town, KLAATU, VERADA NEC(cough) OK then, thats it, Yeah Baby! Rase the catapults, by God lets give em what-for, Yo, She-Bitch, lets go, Come get some, Madam Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to leave the store, the Names Ash, Housewares, Groovy, This, is my Boomstick! Right, that's it, go on and run, run home and cry to MAMA, ahuh, thats right, whos laughing now? Hail to the king baby
You may notice a lot of these quotes are also featured in Duke Nukem games, well, Ash was the first to use them.
The most swear words spoking in a film: Once Were Warriors: Fuck this and fuck that, fuckety fuckety fuck, thats all they fucking say damn it!
Worst acting in a film: The Princess chick in Dungeons and Dragons the movie: (Watch her speak with no emotion on her face and in monotone! Oh joy!)
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Most pathetic ending to a film: Again, Dungeons and Dragons, they all mourn for the loss of their friend, the lead talks about how hes gonna become a knight, when suddenly, his mates grave glows, the lead looks at the elf lady and she says: Dont question the power all the cast then transforms into little tiny balls of light and fly off into the sky. This is a gay ending because, no one knows what the hell happened to them, if you want to see a funny movie, get out Dungeons and Dragons, youll either be scared or amused.
Most Meatiest Actor in a black and white film: Gregory Peck, in: To Kill A Mockingbird: Atticus, whats a Nigger lover? Dont say Nigger Scout
Most Famous Quote ever: First equal with: Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Theres no one else here, so you must be talking to me and You gotta ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk?
Best Lead Character Name: Maximus Decimus Meridius
Best Mass-Sword fight movie: Just got past Brave Heart, the Mummy Returns
Best Drill-Sergeant Movie: Full Metal Jacket
Best Feel-Good movie: Forrest Gump
Best Marine Movie: Aliens
Most Under-rated Band: Faith No More, they are the best
Best Website on the Web: Shadowflare Dominion, I did some thorough research, but this is the only website where you can see ColdBain :)
Best Martial Arts Movie: Enter the Dragon, Mortal Kombat and Bloodsport all came equal
Worst Conversion of a movie: Street Fighter, get out the Street Fighter II Animated Movie, far far far far better
Best Actor: John Travolta: (god damn what a rush)
Best one off movie: Pitch Black
Best Car Movie: The Fast and the Furious
Best Sci-Fi Movie: Blade Runner
Best Horror Film: The Exorcist
Best Comedy: Scary Movie tied with American Pie
Best Action Movie: The Matrix
Best Anime Movie: Streetfighter II the Animated movie tied with Ghost in the Shell
Best Drama: Phenomenon
Best Beat em Up Movie: Fight Club
Last but not least, best female actor: first equal with Sigourney Weaver, Demi Moore and Angelina Jolie 
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